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====== Curated copypastas ====== | ====== Curated copypastas ====== | ||
- | <columns 100% - - > | + | Welcome to the **darkest** and //dankest// corner of the Internet! |
- | ===== Having sex with a pussy is the gayest act I can imagine. | + | ===== On Sexuality ===== |
- | Straight men are not very manly. If you were really manly you would not allow your penis to be swallowed by a pussy. That is very submissive. Having sex with a pussy is the gayest act I can imagine. A real manly man would be all man all the time and only fuck and be friends with men. You would only allow your penis to touch other penises and your sex would look a lot like swordplay. [(https:// | + | |
- | <newcolumn> | + | ==== Having sex with a pussy is the gayest act I can imagine. ==== |
- | </columns> | + | Straight men are not very manly. If you were really manly you would not allow your penis to be swallowed by a pussy. That is very submissive. Having sex with a pussy is the gayest act I can imagine. A real manly man would be all man all the time and only fuck and be friends with men. You would only allow your penis to touch other penises and your sex would look a lot like swordplay. |
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+ | ==== Why futa is less gay than straight porn ==== | ||
+ | Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay. | ||
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+ | ==== Sucking dick ain't just for the gays any more, fellas ==== | ||
+ | Sucking dick ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, | ||
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+ | ==== are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay? ==== | ||
+ | - you're sharing protein | ||
+ | - you're admiring masculine physique | ||
+ | - being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone | ||
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+ | eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone. | ||
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+ | spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers. | ||
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+ | all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they' | ||
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+ | <hidden Alternative emoji version> | ||
+ | **are there people 👫who actually thinking 🤔💭💭sucking 😏dick 🍆💦is gay? | ||
+ | - you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗 | ||
+ | - you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪 🍆👀physique😩😩 | ||
+ | - being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅 | ||
+ | eating pussy 😿🙅♂️is gay 👨❤️👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone. | ||
+ | spartans 🏋️♀️💪had gay 👨❤️👨👨❤️💋👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨❤️👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers. | ||
+ | all these ☀️summer ☀️DYEL' | ||
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+ | ==== " | ||
+ | Look at the ancient world: there was no such thing as " | ||
+ | Shitlibs sell the lie that if you have sex with men, you need to adopt a " | ||
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+ | ==== Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. ==== | ||
+ | Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to ' | ||
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