List of Funny Research Papers

Do you want to get better at pretending to be doing work? Here is your chance.

These researches are from random places, they are serious research. Unfortunately some people find them funny, I decided to include them in the list anyway.

    • Summary: “Six paediatric health‐care professionals were recruited to swallow a Lego head. Previous gastrointestinal surgery, inability to ingest foreign objects and aversion to searching through faecal matter were all exclusion criteria. Pre‐ingestion bowel habit was standardised by the Stool Hardness and Transit (SHAT) score. Participants ingested a Lego head, and the time taken for the object to be found in the participants stool was recorded. The primary outcome was the Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score.”
    • Summary: The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia which fits in the existing idea that a paternal factor is involved in the occurrence of preeclampsia. Because pregnancy has many similarities with transplantation, we hypothesize that induction of allogeneic tolerance to the paternal HLA molecules of the fetus may be crucial.
    • Summary: “Dr. Sendler reports no conflict of interest with MUL, owns intellectual property rights to all of his data featuring paraphilias, and understands that his work examining unusual sexualities is admittedly controversial for some of his peers. The author is extremely grateful to the Editor-in-Chief, Dr. Payne-James, and the Editorial Board — for support and for allowing him to disseminate his scientific work through the Journal; He hopes to continue contributing in the future as Felnett's investigator, without any outstanding challenges to the character of his research.”

SIGBOVIK

SIGBOVIK is a yearly conference celebrating the inestimable research work of Harry Quasi-bovik Bovik. Since his research has been so variegated, the conference is traditionally a forum for discussion on many subjects, including: Inept Expert Systems, Deep Space Navigation, Science, Perplexity Theory, Thaughmaturgic Circle, Self-Adjusting Computation, Denotational Semantics of Pidgin and Creole, History Independence, Spatio-Temporal Clusters, High-Content Screening, Integer-Based Vulnerabilities, Natural Intelligence, Artificial Stupidity, Elbow Macaroni, Rasterized Love Triangles, Synergistic Hyperparadigmatism, Computational Archaeolinguistics, AJAX and Modal Type Theory, Operational Semantics of Chevy Tahoes, Hyper Driven Devices, and any other topic approved by the conference organizers. The Program Committee seeks submissions on the entire range of topics.
http://sigbovik.org/

Sigbovik is a joke conference run by School of Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon University. They produce really funny and amazing research, for example:

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