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Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Here is a list of Pokemon related pick up lines that my friends came up with:

  1. I wish you were a Snorlax as well, so we can find a nice spot to sleep.
  2. If I were Nidoking, I would want you to be my Nidoqueen.
  3. Are you a Charizard? Because you are hot!
  4. You can make my Magikarp a Gyrados.
  5. Can I give you my Kadabra, so you can give me an Alakazam?
  6. My pokedex says you're a Jynx. Because you've jinxed me!
  7. Are you a Moltres? Because you're a really rare hot bird!
  8. If you were a pokemon, you would be Gengar, because you are always in my dreams.
  9. If you were a pokemon, I would have to use a masterball since you are such a rare catch.
  10. You must be a HM, because you are unforgettable.
  11. I need a paralyze heal, because you are stunning.

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Anti-pick up lines

Here are some anti-pick up lines. You should use them if you received some unwanted attention.

  1. You are like a ghastly … Dead to me.
public/pokemon_pick_up_lines.txt · Last modified: 2018/03/31 00:38 by